I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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