You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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