I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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