Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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