The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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