yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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