eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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