so explain again why im purple
no
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
40s are totally the cure
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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