She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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