i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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