Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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