Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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