am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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