I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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