Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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