I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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