So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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