How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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