Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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