see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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