Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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