Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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