In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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