have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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