i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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