turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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