i permit you to call me
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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