Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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