Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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