You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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