if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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