my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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