even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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