I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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