i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You took a bar mat shot.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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