Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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