Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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