Pants 0. Shit 1.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
God gave him joint rollers for hands
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
