Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Michael Bay diarrhea
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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