The maid of honor just puked.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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