how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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