: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I wish there were birth control emojis
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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