I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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