Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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