we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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