Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Shame - the story of my life.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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