Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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