I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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