please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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