dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I want to be your penis for a week.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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